Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Churches And Covid-19

I have an answer for churches that I will explain in this blog.

At this time most states limit the number of people who can attend church services to 25% or less of the members.  What church groups should do is to let their members "loot" their church.  They could lock the church door and put a crowbar on the steps that members could use to break into the church.  As many members as would want could enter the church, even 100% of capacity.  The police would not arrest anyone because they are "looters".  The minister could place bottles of water on the pews that the "looters" could steal!

To eliminate damage to the church, the minister could "forget" to lock the door. To be sure that the police did not stop what the "looters" were doing, they could also steal the song books too.  The church could post a "go-fund-me" to get donations to then buy new song books.

Every liberal Governor would easily go along with the churches being looted!  Problem solved!