This is a different slant on the old bear in the woods story. Here goes.
It seems that Obama and Trump were out for a hike in the woods and came upon a big bear by the name of "Global Warming". Because this was a long hike, both had back packs full of food. When they came face to face with the bear, it was clear that the only way they could get away was by giving the bear their food. This "Global Warming" bear was hungry and would only be satisfied by either eating all their food or one back pack of food and one of the hikers. The two hikers were a long way from home and if they gave up their food, they would starve before they could hike back home. Faced with this serious situation, what should they do?
While they were discussing what to do, Obama noticed that Trump was down relacing his shoes. Obama asked Trump why he was tying his shoes since he could not out run the hungry bear. Trump quickly responded that he did not have to out run the bear, he only had to out run Obama.
End of the story.
The "Global Warming" bear ate Obama and his back pack of food and went back into the woods. Trump hiked home and told the world that both the "Global Warming" bear was back in the woods and Obama was gone forever.
PS--Lesson, if Obama and Trump had given their two packs of food to the bear, the bear would have gone back into the woods, but both Obama and Trump would have starved to death trying to hike back home. Notice that China is not giving their food to the bear? They are waiting for Obama to give our food to the bear so that when we all starve to death they can take over. If you live in Denver, how concerned would you be with the oceans rising by 12" a 100 years from now!!
It seems that Obama and Trump were out for a hike in the woods and came upon a big bear by the name of "Global Warming". Because this was a long hike, both had back packs full of food. When they came face to face with the bear, it was clear that the only way they could get away was by giving the bear their food. This "Global Warming" bear was hungry and would only be satisfied by either eating all their food or one back pack of food and one of the hikers. The two hikers were a long way from home and if they gave up their food, they would starve before they could hike back home. Faced with this serious situation, what should they do?
While they were discussing what to do, Obama noticed that Trump was down relacing his shoes. Obama asked Trump why he was tying his shoes since he could not out run the hungry bear. Trump quickly responded that he did not have to out run the bear, he only had to out run Obama.
End of the story.
The "Global Warming" bear ate Obama and his back pack of food and went back into the woods. Trump hiked home and told the world that both the "Global Warming" bear was back in the woods and Obama was gone forever.
PS--Lesson, if Obama and Trump had given their two packs of food to the bear, the bear would have gone back into the woods, but both Obama and Trump would have starved to death trying to hike back home. Notice that China is not giving their food to the bear? They are waiting for Obama to give our food to the bear so that when we all starve to death they can take over. If you live in Denver, how concerned would you be with the oceans rising by 12" a 100 years from now!!
